The Quotable Chriddof

by Chriddof

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This is the Mesmerize debut of our long time friend and conspirator, the British iconoclast Chriddof. After two previous releases on our sister label Savant ("The Cartoon Cat..." in 2011, "Beyond the Realm of the Gods" in 2014), we're proud to announce this new compilation of songs, handpicked by label owner and producer M Janet Mars, featuring some of his earlier works from 2005-2010, most of them recorded for the FAWM.org February Album Writing Month.

Including 20 tracks clocking under 25 minutes and original bonus artwork, these are twenty of our favorite classic Chriddof tracks, some of them being released for the first time. Enjoy!

"An Advert" for "The Quotable Chriddof" and "Beyond the Realm of the Gods"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1FfOnUkCAU



Our previous releases by Chriddof:

mmzsavant.bandcamp.com/album/the-cartoon-cat-did-not-know-how-to-help-him
mmzsavant.bandcamp.com/album/beyond-the-realm-of-the-gods

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released September 14, 2014

All music and lyrics by Chriddof.
chriddof.com

Except "Nirvana", written by Kurt Cobain, originally by Nirvana; and "Worms", music and performance by Chriddof, lyrics by Toby Vok.
www.tobyvok.co.uk

Additional artwork by Mars Cat.
mjanetmars.tumblr.com

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Track Name: Honk Kong Lesbian Hamburgers (Stay Free in '93 Mix)
Hello.
You Bastard.
During communication, don't you see?
Roger Ramjet wants a wee wee!
Track Name: Buttcrack
Buttcrack.
Buttcrack.
Buttcrack.
Buttcrack.
Track Name: Look at My Balls (They're So Fine)
Look at my balls! (They're so fine!)
Look at my balls! (They're so fine!)
Look at my balls! (They're so fine!)
Look at my balls! (They're so fine!)
Track Name: Tiny Tim Had a Shower Whenever He Went to the Toilet
Tiny Tim had a shower whenever he went to the toilet.
Tiny Tim had a shower whenever he went to the toilet.

Tiny Tim did not use toilet paper when he went to the toilet.
Instead, he would have a whole shower after he had finished.

Tiny Tim had a shower whenever he went to the toilet.
Tiny Tim had a shower whenever he went to the toilet.
Track Name: Viaducts
Viaducts, viaducts, they're the best type of bridges.
Viaducts, viaducts, they're the best type of bridges.

Viaducts are used by ghosts to transport coal statues.
Doctors recommend looking at a viaduct twice a day to reduce colesterol.
Viaducts were invented by our Lord Jesus.
Viaducts often conceal pornography from the 1980s.

They're the best type of bridges.
Track Name: Meow Meow Meow Meow Beep Beep
Meow, meow, meow, meow, beep-beep.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, beep-beep.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, beep-beep.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, beep-beep.
Track Name: What Would You Do Better If You Had a Better Life
– What would you do better if you had a better life?
– I would drink milk better. I would drink milk better.

– What would you do better if you had a better life?
– I would eat cheese better. I would eat cheese better.

– What would you do better if you had a better life?
– I would make a better pizza. I would make a better pizza.
Track Name: Nothing Has Happened
Nothing has happened. Nothing has happened.
It is all just about the same as it was yesterday.
Nothing has happened. Nothing has happened.
It is all just about the same as it was yesterday.
Track Name: We Are Your Friends
We are your friends.
We have nothing to hide.
Track Name: Everybody's Got Intestines
Everybody's got intestines.
Everybody's got intestines.
Everybody's got intestines.
That's the way the world works.
Yeah.
Track Name: Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmsssss sssss
I have been wondering: What is the longest animal?
Is it a giraffe? Is it a whale?
Is it a caramel snake?
Is it one of those dogs?
Is it a different kind of snake?
Is it some kind of eel that's only recently been discovered as mankind has gradually explored the sea bed?
Is it a monkey with a particularly impressive tail?
Is it man?

No, it is worms.

(Worms.)

No, it is worms.