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Hello.
You Bastard.
During communication, don't you see?
Roger Ramjet wants a wee wee!
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Buttcrack
02:02
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Buttcrack.
Buttcrack.
Buttcrack.
Buttcrack.
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Look at my balls! (They're so fine!)
Look at my balls! (They're so fine!)
Look at my balls! (They're so fine!)
Look at my balls! (They're so fine!)
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Tiny Tim had a shower whenever he went to the toilet.
Tiny Tim had a shower whenever he went to the toilet.
Tiny Tim did not use toilet paper when he went to the toilet.
Instead, he would have a whole shower after he had finished.
Tiny Tim had a shower whenever he went to the toilet.
Tiny Tim had a shower whenever he went to the toilet.
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Viaducts
00:32
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Viaducts, viaducts, they're the best type of bridges.
Viaducts, viaducts, they're the best type of bridges.
Viaducts are used by ghosts to transport coal statues.
Doctors recommend looking at a viaduct twice a day to reduce colesterol.
Viaducts were invented by our Lord Jesus.
Viaducts often conceal pornography from the 1980s.
They're the best type of bridges.
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Bumcivillian
01:44
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Crabbus
00:19
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Meow, meow, meow, meow, beep-beep.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, beep-beep.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, beep-beep.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, beep-beep.
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– What would you do better if you had a better life?
– I would drink milk better. I would drink milk better.
– What would you do better if you had a better life?
– I would eat cheese better. I would eat cheese better.
– What would you do better if you had a better life?
– I would make a better pizza. I would make a better pizza.
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Spag Bol
03:06
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Nirvana
00:10
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Nothing Has Happened
01:50
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Nothing has happened. Nothing has happened.
It is all just about the same as it was yesterday.
Nothing has happened. Nothing has happened.
It is all just about the same as it was yesterday.
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Push the Poo Along
01:00
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Beef Stew of the 1980s
02:07
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We Are Your Friends
01:00
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We are your friends.
We have nothing to hide.
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Everybody's got intestines.
Everybody's got intestines.
Everybody's got intestines.
That's the way the world works.
Yeah.
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I have been wondering: What is the longest animal?
Is it a giraffe? Is it a whale?
Is it a caramel snake?
Is it one of those dogs?
Is it a different kind of snake?
Is it some kind of eel that's only recently been discovered as mankind has gradually explored the sea bed?
Is it a monkey with a particularly impressive tail?
Is it man?
No, it is worms.
(Worms.)
No, it is worms.
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